С иронией про robbing…
There’re three common types of robbing:
A hold-up, a burglary and a marauding.
Commonly raider acts alone,
But he always comes with a gun.
What does a hold-up usually say? –
Give up the money! This a raid!
Give him the money – he’s not kidding –
Or don’t, if you wanna be killed.
A burglar often uses a picklock or a crow bar
And needs an accomplice to be on guard,
To watch the street and to holla
If nearby there’s a cop roller.
A looter acts during disasters, commotions,
Namely when people are busy with their emotions.
He makes use of a fuss to his good
So that others’ belongings to loot.